Neon
Maniacs
1986
Director- Joseph Mangine
Cast- Donna Locke, Leilani Sarelle, Clyde Hayes, Victor
Brandt
No
matter what you think this movie is going to be, it’s something else. You can
call it horror but any attempt to classify it more specifically than that is
doomed to fail. A nest of monsters resides in San Francisco, hiding in the
Golden Gate Bridge. They emerge from their hideout and murder a group pf teens.
One of the youngsters, Natalie (Leilani Sarelle) survives the encounter and the
monsters make her their #1 target from then on. She tells her story to the police
who, predictably, don’t believe her. Word gets around school and everyone
thinks she is either crazy or a liar.
One kid believes her though.
Paula (played by the absolutely adorable Donna Locke who steals the movie) is a
nerdy kid obsessed with horror and sci-fi (she wears a Nostromo hat from Alien
for crying out loud). Paula investigates and sees the monsters herself, which
now makes her runner-up on the monster’s hit list. Paula joins forces with
Natalie and her recently acquired boyfriend (Clyde Hayes).
Paula has discovered that
the monsters have a weakness-water! So on Halloween night, they go to the
school dance armed with water guns. The only problem is that the monsters have
come armed with axes, swords, spears and an assault rifle! After a massacre at
the dance the cops are a little more open minded about the kid’s story and they
go to the Bridge to fight the monsters. But the monsters have disappeared ,
fled to re-emerge another day.
There are 2 stars of this
film. The first are the monsters themselves. The sheer number and variety is
one thing, but the creativity is something else. A mutant looking Indian, some
kind of albino caveman, a dinosaur headed cyclops, a demonic samurai, a crazed
surgeon, a crossbow wielding goblin and more! The only movie I can think of
that tops this is Nightbreed. A cosplayer could spend the next decade just
trying to re-create the Maniacs.
The other star is Donna
Locke. As stated before, she steals the show. The teenage nerd boy that still
lives inside my crusty, cynical heart would have totally fallen in love with
her back in the day. There is no doubt
in my mind that she was partly the inspiration for the Frog brothers in Lost
Boys. She is obsessed with the supernatural, kills monsters with a water gun,
even disposes of one in her shower! It is a crying shame that she never
appeared in any other films, and for the life of me I don’t know why. But that’s
the way of B movies. They are often made memorable by outstanding performances
by people you’ve never heard of or heard from again. At least we got to see her
in this!
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