1974
Director- Michael Dugan
Cast- Rossano Brazzi, Michael Dunn, Edmund Purdom, Gordon
Mitchell, Loren Ewing, Luciano Pigozzi, Xiro Papas, Salvatore Baccaro, Simonetta
Vitelli, Laura De Benedittis, Christiane Rücker
From Italy
The guys
who wrote the screenplay for this film were either super creative or super
high, and also pretty horny. Dr. Frankenstein ( in this film a Count instead of
a Baron, not sure if that’s a step up or down) is up to his usual crimes
against nature. This time though he isn’t trying to sew dead men together.
There
are a race of Neanderthals that live hidden in a labyrinth of caves underneath his castle. Frankenstein (Brazzi) gets his hands on one that has suffered some
brain damage at the hands of a mob. He has his servants rob a grave (for spare
parts). Working for Frankenstein is a group of miscreants including a perverse
dwarf (Michael Dunn, who old school fans will recognize as Dr. Loveless from The Wild Wild West), a
masochistic cook who likes the rough stuff, and a hunchback that she is having
an affair with. Visiting his castle, home from school, is his beautiful
daughter (Simonetta Vitelli) and her beautiful teacher (Christiane Rücker).
Frankenstein gets the hots for his daughter’s teacher and lets her in on his
secret research. He is trying to create some kind of super human with the
captured caveman that he has in his lab.
Meanwhile,
his pervy dwarf assistant is causing all kinds of trouble. He left his
footprints at the site of a grave that he robbed (but not after taking some
time to grope the boobs of the corpse he was stealing), spied on the women of
the castle as they were bathing, and snuck into the doc’s labs and broke the
equipment. For being such a pain in the butt, Frankenstein bans him. The dwarf
swears revenge.
To be
straight with you, this is not a great film. It’s not even a good film, but if
a movie with cavemen giants, a perverted dwarf, and women taking their clothes
off seems like something you’d be interested, in then I don’t see how you can
go wrong here.
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