Monday, September 21, 2020

The Barge People

 



The Barge People

2018

Director- Charlie Steeds

Cast- Kate Davies-Speak,  Mark McKirdy, Makenna Guyler, Natalie Martins, Matt Swales, Kane Surry, Emma Spurgin Hussey, Tim Cartwright, Carl Andersson, David Lenik, Barrington De La Roche, Sam Lane, Harrison Nash

            Two young British couples decide to take a (romantic?) cruise down a canal way aboard a barge. Well one and a half couples. The other member is a super annoying prick who is going along to please his girlfriend and spends his time acting like a jerk. I have to say, the whole recreational barge thing was a new one on me.

  


            Anyway, while traveling down the waterway, they run afoul of a young redneck family (or whatever the British version of rednecks is).  The rednecks are about to have their violent way with the couples when an even worse menace appears; The Barge People!

            They are a family of amphibian fish-men that live on the waterway. They kidnap people and eat them, preferably alive. But these aren’t the primordial Creatures from the Black Lagoon. They wear clothes and speak and have a sadistic streak, preferring to enjoy their victim’s fear.

 


            This movie is a hodgepodge of ideas that somehow work together. The piscean nature of the monsters gives them a Lovecraftian, Shadow over Innsmouth, feel and their cannibalistic sadism conjures up The Hills Have Eyes. Of course the attraction, as with any monster movie, is the monsters themselves. The effects are good old fashion practical make up and they look great. And we get to see a lot of them! None of that hiding in the shadows stuff!

            An original, entertaining film.

   




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