House
Shark
2017
Director- Ron Bonk
Cast- Trey Harrison, Wes Reid, Samantha Varga, Michael
Merchant, Wayne W. Johnson, Melissa LaMartina, Nathan Bonk, Stacy M. Underwood
Frank
(Harrison) is a divorced, single father, former cop trying to raise his son and
re-enter the dating game. His quest for normalcy is destroyed by a hidden
menace stalking his home; a house shark. This formerly aquatic predator sneaks
through the house, hiding behind
corners, disappearing into cabinets, and coming up through the plumbing to
devour the unsuspecting. How is this possible? Well, as with all unexplainable movie
monsters, this one is a mutant, a mutated product of science gone wrong to be
exact.
The film
starts off really strong. Betsy the babysitter (played by the exceedingly cute
Samantha Varga) strips down for some full frontal nudity before taking a pee (because
why not ?) only to have the house shark come up through the toilet and grab
her. Frank, hearing the screams, runs in just in time to see her meet a sexy, gruesome
end.
Despite
this awesome start, nothing else in the rest of the movie lives up to that
beginning. This film is obviously not meant to be taken seriously and is
entirely a comedy. Most of the humor could best be described as frat-boy worthy
and is either ironically clever or stupid and offensive, depending on your
point of view. The film doesn’t try to hide its low budget and at times seems
intent on reminding you of it. Despite all of these shortcomings, I think there
is an audience for this film.
House
Shark is an unashamed homage to Jaws. There are references to Jaws in almost
every scene. Some scenes are parody recreations of the scenes from the
Speilberg masterpiece. For people like me who’ve seen Jaws a thousand times (well
at least a hundred) there is a lot of entertainment. If you haven’t seen Jaws a
thousand times (or at least maybe 20) I think the humor will be lost on you. I
was reminded a lot of the old 70s Saturday Night Live Jaws skit with the obviously
fake shark popping up out of nowhere and grabbing people.
But I
should also say, the shark doesn’t look horrible. I mean, it looks obviously
fake, but funny and gruesome at the same time. It’s about on par with one of
the props you’d see at a GWAR concert, if you know what that means.
So if
you aren’t a fan of Jaws and don’t like stupid humor, save your time and money
and just move on to something else. If don’t know Jaws that well, but you like
Beavis and Butthead, this will probably serve at least as a pleasant
distraction. But if you enjoy stupid humor AND you’re a fan of Jaws, then this
movie is worth your time.
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