Frankenhooker
1990
Director- Frank Henenlotter
Cast- Patty Mullen,
James Lorinz, Joseph Gonzalez, Jennifer Delora, Charlotte Helmkamp, Lia Chang, Kimberly
Taylor, Heather Hunter, Gittan Goding, Vicki Darnell, Sandy
Colosimo, Shirley Stoler, Joanne Ritchie, Beverly Bonner,John Zacherle
Jeffery
(James Lorinz) is a three time medical school failure who now gets by as an electronics
repairman. In his spare time he works on a brain that he has in a jar (everyone
has a hobby, right?). He is engaged to Elizabeth (Patty Mullen). During a birthday party for his soon to be
father-in-law, Elizabeth is killed in a horrible lawnmower accident, turned
into “a tossed human salad.” Jeffery sits in the basement obsessing over his
dead love. He expresses his concern to his mother, telling her that he thinks
he is turning into a sociopath, losing the ability to distinguish between right
and wrong.
Jeffery
hatches a plan to bring back the love of his life. You guessed it. He’ll build
her a new body! Luckily for him, a huge storm is approaching, just two days away,
which will power his creation. But where to find the body parts? Grief stricken and stressed out, Jeffery
needs to chill so he can think and he has an interesting relaxation technique. “Some
people need drugs. Some people need booze. I just need a little surgical assistance.”
He uses a power drill to destroy parts of his brain in order to get rid of
stress (which may be why he is turning into a sociopath).
Although
he does miss is dearly departed Elizabeth, he also sees this as a chance to
make his ideal woman, or as he puts it, “I can make you the centerfold goddess
of the century. I just need the right parts.” His elegant solution is to just
hire a bunch of prostitutes, kill them, and select the best parts from each.
But how can he subdue and kill so many women in such a short amount of time? He
uses his medical skills (and a bag of drugs) to create “super crack.” The drug,
once smoked, sets off a chain reaction that will cause the girls to explode!
He sets
out on his quest and enlists the stable of a pimp named Zorro (because he
brands all of his girls with a “Z”). Jeffery holds a beauty pageant, eyeing and
measuring the girls’ legs, butts, boobs and everything else. At the last second
he has a crisis of conscience and starts to back out, but the girls get their
hands on his super crack, and before you know it, the room is filled with
exploding hookers. Its then just a simple matter of collecting all of the parts
and taking them home. Meanwhile, Zorro is out of girls and looking for the man
responsible.
Jeffery
takes the parts home, selects what he wants and puts the rest in his freezer
filled with a special estrogen based serum to keep them fresh. He puts his
perfect woman together, topped with Elizabeth’s head, and hoists her into the
stormy night hair, waiting to harness the electrical power of creation. After
it absorbs a lightning strike he brings her down, the towering, purple hued,
Frankenhooker.
There’s
only one problem. Whatever personality that Elizabeth had is buried beneath
that of the dozen or so hookers. Her entire vocabulary is made up of the last
things the girls said; “Wanna date?” “You got any money?” She smacks Jeffery,
knocking him unconscious, and then stumbles out onto the town, looking for a
John. After a few rejections, she finds a schmuck and takes him up to a hotel
room.
Whether it’s
the electrical energy or the residual super-crack, sex with Frankenhooker
proves to be lethal. Half way through doing the deed the John begins to heat up
and spark, exploding right between Frankenhooker’s legs. She fishes some money
out his wallet before going out and killing another guy who tries to put the
moves on her.
Jeffery
finally catches up to her, but not before Zorro finds them. Jeffery gets her
home and restores Elizabeth’s personality but Zorro cuts Jeffery’s head off. However,
there is a surprise in store for Zorro. The dismembered body parts in Jeffery’s
freezer have revived and melted together, forming naked , fleshy, chimeras.
They attack Zorro and haul him into the freezer. Elizabeth, her intellect
restored, uses Jeffery’s notes to come up with a fitting way to restore her
boyfriend to life.
There are a lot of
recognizable faces. Much of the cast appeared in the director’s earlier works,
Brain Damage and the Basket Case trilogy. Some folks may recognize TV horror
host John Zacharle as the weatherman predicting the huge storm. The cast of
hookers is filled with faces that some people may recognize, depending on their
interests. Charlotte Helmkamp was a Playboy Playmate. Kimberly Taylor was a
Penthouse Pet. Heather Hunter enjoyed a very successful career in porn in the
90s. Lia Chang (the Asian hooker,Crystal )was one of the Wing Kong guards in
Big Trouble in Little China.
Of course,
the real main attraction is Patty Mullen as the titular undead street walker.
Patty was a Penthouse Pet of the Month and then Pet of the Year before
transitioning to acting. Her only other movie credit was in 1988’s Doom Asylum.
I don’t know if she just couldn’t get more work or if it was her choice, but it’s
too bad. She was really very funny, pulling off the physical comedy of the role
humorously and memorably. I think she could have had a career in horror-comedy. If nothing else, I could have used a sequel.
Her shrill cry of “Wanna date?” is almost a horror slogan in and of itself.
This is
one of those movies that is better than it probably has a right to be. Although
the plot is derivative, the script is clever and humorous. It doesn’t take
itself seriously and is fun from start to finish. The design of Frankenhooker
herself is simple but memorable. They could have gone with a Bride of
Frankenstein motif, but the purple, punk rock design fits the movie and the
character better.
I’m
usually not a fan of remakes and reboots but this is a film that could
benefit. I would never say that this
film was “deep”( it was clearly exploitation) but with the right script this
could almost be turned into ironic satire with a feminist slant. The fact that
Jeffery only sees the prostitutes as raw material for his plan is an obvious
analogy. Jeffery’s desire to not just bring back his fiancé, but to make her
the ultimate sexual object, is just waiting for some biting social commentary.
Likewise, Jeffery’s self-mutilation, through drilling holes in his brain to
destroy his emotions begs for extrapolation. Well, we’re not likely to get a
new Frankenhooker anytime soon, so I guess we’ll just have to enjoy what we
got.
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